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22 Funny T-Shirt Gifts for Dog Lovers

Any of these funny dog T-shirts make a great gift for any dog lover. From the sarcastic to the downright hilarious, you can find just the right kind of t-shirt.

These funny dog t-shirts are high-quality print and come in a wide variety of customizable options and colors.

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funny T-Shirt gift ideas for dog lovers

22 Dog Lover T-Shirts

1. I’m Only Talking to My Dog Today T-Shirt

I’m Only Talking to My Dog Today T-Shirt

For the days when you’re tired of humans and adulting, this t-shirt fits the bill perfectly. Get this t-shirt HERE.

2. I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Dog T-Shirt

I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Dog

Fantastic way to announce how you’d rather spend a Friday night. Saves people wasting their time trying to wangle you out of the house. Get this t-shirt HERE.

3. I Was Normal 3 Dogs Ago T-Shirt

I Was Normal 3 Dogs Ago T Shirt

And you’ll be normal 5 dogs from now. No? No worries. No one’s perfect. Get this t-shirt HERE.

4. I Love Big Mutts and I Cannot Lie T-Shirt

I Love Big Mutts and I Cannot Lie

Hilarious homage to Sir Mix a Lot and the Baby Got Back days. Get this t-shirt HERE.

5. My Dog Was Right About You T-Shirt

My Dog Was Right About You T-shirt

People say animals have a sixth sense when it comes to reading people. When it’s time to be petty without being direct, this t-shirt gets the message across quite nicely. Get this t-shirt HERE.

6. If I Can’t Bring my Dog I’m Not Going Shirt

If I can't bring my dog I'm not going shirt

Clear, precise and to the point. Great way to get out of going places you don’t wanna go. Get this t-shirt HERE.

7. Sorry, I Can’t. I Have Plans With My Dog

I Can't I Have Plans With My Dog

Another great way to turn down an invitation without having to flake out on friends later on. Get this t-shirt HERE.

8. Mo Money Mo Puppies Shirt

Mo Money Mo Puppies Shirt

The only sensible thing to do once a dog lover starts balling is obviously to buy mo puppies. Get this t-shirt HERE.

9. I’d Love to But My Dog Said No

I'd Love to but My Dog Said No

This invitation turn down is not quite as in your face as those above but it gets the message across just as well. Get this t-shirt HERE.

10. Nope Still Not Having Kids My Dog Is Allergic T-Shirt

Nope Still Not Having Kids My Dog Is Allergic T-Shirt

A perfect message for annoying people who think you were put on earth for the sole purpose of reproduction. 

The t-shirt is available in 11 colors and can be customized. Get this t-shirt HERE.

11. The Dogfather Pit Bull T-Shirt

The Dogfather Pit bull T-Shirt

We can’t all be Don Corleone but this dog lovers t-shirt makes a brilliant play on the movie title. Featuring a pit bull and available in 6 colours. Get this t-shirt HERE.

12.  My Yorkie And I Talk About You T-Shirt

My Yorkie And I Talk About You T-Shirt

What’s not to love about this t-shirt. Precise message, adorable Yorkie print, and available in different colours. Get this t-shirt HERE.

13. Yes, I Am The Crazy Dog Lady

Yes I Am The Crazy Dog Lady

Crazy dog lady t-shirt displaying various species of dogs. Lightweight, classic fit and available in four colors. Get this t-shirt HERE.

14. Wanna Know What I Love About People? Their Dogs T-Shirt

Wanna Know What I Love About People? Their Dogs T-Shirt

For the non-people loving dog lovers. Available in five colours. Get this t-shirt HERE.

15. It Was Me. I Let The Dogs Out!

It Was Me. I Let The Dogs Out

Well, we finally identified the culprit with this t-shirt. Get this t-shirt HERE.

16. Dog Hair Is My Glitter

Dog Hair Is My Glitter

The t-shirt stops people from asking questions about what’s all over a dog lover. Get this t-shirt HERE.

17. Real Men Play With Their Wieners

Real Men Play With Their Wieners

Not much to say about this hilarious double entendre t-shirt. The interpretations are endless. Get this t-shirt HERE.

18. I Kissed a Dog And I Liked It

I Kissed a Dog And I Liked It

Everybody has a right to do what they want with their lips. Get this t-shirt HERE.

19. When I Die Dog Gets Everything 

When I Die Dog Gets Everything

I think it’s pretty clear what’s going to be in the will. Killing 2 birds with one stone so to speak. Get this t-shirt HERE.

20. Harry Pugger Shirt

Harry Pugger Shirt

This t-shirt displays a cute play on words with the dog sporting a Hogwarts scarf. Get this t-shirt HERE.

21. You Can’t Bark With Us

You Can't Bark With Us

I’m not sure who this t-shirt is keeping out but the mean girl message is pretty clear. Get this t-shirt HERE.

23 funny t-shirt gift ideas for dog lovers

22. Tell Your dog I Said Hi

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How to passive-aggressively let someone know you don’t like them or you like their dog or both. lol. Get this t-shirt HERE.

23. I’d Rather Spend My Time With Dogs

I'd Rather Spend My Time With Dogs

I completely identify with the message on this t-shirt. Sometimes, people can be exhausting to be around. Get this t-shirt HERE.

Happy shopping!

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